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anyone else want to write just a shit ton of Kirk/Bones in utter defiance of the new Star Trek...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:33:45 -0400

anyone else want to write just a shit ton of Kirk/Bones in utter defiance of the new Star Trek movie?

linear-relationships: #best fucking AU ever

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:13:44 -0400

linear-relationships:

#best fucking AU ever

starkmuffin: #somewhere in the world jude law is crying

Wed, 08 May 2013 19:38:19 -0400

starkmuffin:

#somewhere in the world jude law is crying

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Sat, 16 Mar 2013 19:20:08 -0400

true story

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 14:50:27 -0500

sometimes i look down and my dog is in my lap. and i have no idea how she got there

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Sat, 16 Feb 2013 20:20:30 -0500

Evolution of My Writing

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 12:10:00 -0500

Year 1: Writing for School is balls
Year 2: Adolescence and Vampires was Not a Cliche at this time
Year 3: I have an Imagination and a really nice Pen
Year 4: Holy Fucking Computers Batman
Year 5: Fanfiction and the Young Teen's Brain, a study of do you think anyone will notice I'm a female virgin writing gay buttsex porn?
Year 6: Sex is a Competition if you're doing it right, which I am. Because I'm the God of my own Universe and fuck you very much too
Year 7: No, you're right. I should stop. And I will. I'll write original fiction without buttsex and I'll do it cold turkey like hardcore.
Year 8: I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT. BUTTSEX DOES NOT RULE MY CREATIVE UNIVERSE.
Year 9: I can stop whenever I want but I don't want to stop. I've finally figured out how to write good gay buttsex and have awesome fandoms.
Year 10: I'M WASTING MY LIFE WITH GAY BUTTSEX FANFICTION
Year 11: I'm only going to write strange pairings and that will mean I won't write much at all. And I'll only write for little fandoms and that means I won't write much at all.
Year 12: How did I just write over a million words of Dukes of Hazzard gay buttsex last year? HOW DID I EVEN DO THIS?
Year 13: I'm going to write originals and HOLY FUCKING STAR TREK.
Year 14: I have a girlfriend now and I'll write whatever she wants me to write
Year 15: The year I wrote nothing at all. Not even a little. No I mean it.
Year 16: Now I'll write an epic original fantasy novel that includes almost no sexy white people having all the hot buttsecks. THIS WILL BE SO SIMPLE COMPARED TO EVERYTHING ELSE I'VE WRITTEN. I mean, I don't even have to figure out what to use for lube.
Year 17: Involuntary Confinement to a Mental Institution for Delusions of having any ability to write things not concerning Buttsex

fuckyeahteamjones: Daily Captain - Thursday 3rd January have...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 11:55:31 -0500

fuckyeahteamjones:

Daily Captain - Thursday 3rd January

have you ever wanted to make yourself fall desperately back in love with a ship? because like sometimes i think of Bones/Kirk and i just want to cry over how amazing it is

Bit hungover are we? Why is there so much light…

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 18:18:44 -0500

Bit hungover are we?

Why is there so much light…

gingerblivet: straddling-the-atmosphere: onceuponabopper: thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: witty...

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 17:21:38 -0500

gingerblivet:

straddling-the-atmosphere:

onceuponabopper:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

wittywallflower:

Writing is weird.

One minute you are telling a story.

The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.

or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato

Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.

what the hell are you guys writing?

Porn.

SHUT YOUR FACE, DOCTOR. YOU DON’T KNOW OUR LOVE.

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 15:51:58 -0500

SHUT YOUR FACE, DOCTOR. YOU DON’T KNOW OUR LOVE.

the-apple-pie-was-worth-it: How to properly break the 4th wall

Tue, 22 Jan 2013 15:54:58 -0500

the-apple-pie-was-worth-it:

How to properly break the 4th wall

softlysaygoodbye: now i’ve never seen it, but i’m pretty sure LOTR is a comedy, according to tumblr...

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 18:31:30 -0500

softlysaygoodbye:

now i’ve never seen it, but i’m pretty sure LOTR is a comedy, according to tumblr and my sisters cackling in the living room.

what you should be assuming is that your sisters can’t watch a serious movie without ruining it.

remivel: SPN Fairytale AU: A Sassy Cinderella Story.

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 19:59:35 -0500

remivel:

SPN Fairytale AU: A Sassy Cinderella Story.

softshinythings: Star Trek Prohibition AU The suits are sharp,...

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 19:35:19 -0500

softshinythings:

Star Trek Prohibition AU

The suits are sharp, the women are powerful, the alcohol is bootlegged, the smoke is heavy, the politicians are corrupt, the guns are currency, the music is loud, and the mob has the final word.

website: what seems to be the problem with your washing machine

Mon, 31 Dec 2012 17:27:07 -0500

website: what seems to be the problem with your washing machine
me: too many studs
website: ........
me: SUDS

what i made my sibling. ignore crap photo from my phone quality

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 18:48:55 -0500

what i made my sibling. ignore crap photo from my phone quality

theonethatwearssweatshirts: paulyoptosaurus: what if instead of calling each other names we...

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 18:13:21 -0500

theonethatwearssweatshirts:

paulyoptosaurus:

what if instead of calling each other names we referred to each other by our most dominant feature

like ‘hey Nose’ or ‘hey Too Much Eyeliner’

that’s usually called bullying

or fanfiction

new theor(ies)

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 19:36:11 -0500

+ Kirk’s mission is actually to marry Bones on every planet they go past and any shenanigans that arise whilst carrying out this mission are completely coincidental. (and thus the title should be: Star Trek into Marriage and a bunch of other shit accidentally, oops.

+ Chekov was having a sexy times meet up with Scotty when all hell broke loose because of Kirk’s aforementioned need to marry Bones repeatedly and whilst dressing in a hurry accidentally put on Scotty’s shirt.

+ ‘is there anything you wouldn’t do for your family?’ is actually a reference to a popular board game on Planet KeyboardSmash where Alien!Hasbro. In said game, one person reads off a card in the most possible ominous voice such things as: While out at the grocery store, you must chose between your favorite spaghetti sauce and the one your family member likes best. There can be no compromise and the stakes are high — is there anything you wouldn’t do for your family? And then the other players have to answer HONESTLY what they would do and get rated on how likely they are to go to hell after the game is finished.

+ Kirk holds the somewhat uncovetable honor of having the most ‘Most Likely to go to Hell’ points. Sulu is a saint, Chekov and Scotty disagree loudly while Spock does what Uhura is most likely to want and Bones refuses to be involved because MY GOD MAN.

+ The crew of the Enterprise get into an ‘extreme jumping off of perfectly sound structures like a dumb ass’ contest. Kirk, amazingly, refuses to lose.

+ Pike and Kirk were playing Battleship: the Enterprise Edition and Pike was just trying to psych Kirk out. Kirk, unsurprisingly, still won the game.

+ Despite having been married about one hundred and ninety times in the past several years, Bones and Kirk have yet to consummate their vows on account of having to run for their lives and then getting caught up in whatever coincidental nonsense Kirk managed to come across.

+ Sulu is a bad ass and needed to be mentioned at least one more time.

ITS SO CUTE

Sat, 15 Dec 2012 11:34:13 -0500

ITS SO CUTE